Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spotted in New York
People dressed in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle outfits were seen walking across the upper level of the George Washington Bridge in New York yesterday morning, most likely a publicity stunt for the new TMNT movie opening Friday. Either that or they're real. Just like I knew deep down in my heart that they were! People used to laugh at me for drinking toxic waste but who's laughing now?!
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Because fact-checking is for people who don't have GOOD GUT INSTINCTS, a Danish news station recently displayed a rendering of Damascus from Assassin's Creed instead of the current Damascus skyline like they intended. I've since been fired from my position as head picture find... / Continue →
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This is a couple seconds of that giant squid video that's supposed to come out later this month. This clip was aired on some morning news program, where Miami correspondent Doug Herpaderp had this to say: "Of course, after yesterday's news of the baby giant squid and this one,... / Continue →
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According to for-real recently conducted research, squeezing breasts may prevent malignant cells in the breast from turning to cancer. *quickly turns lemonade stand into free breast cancer prevention stand* Step right up, the doctor is IN. Laboratory experiments showed that ... / Continue →
