Nintendo Mario Kart DS Track Race Set

The video game seems so much more fun, but if you're really into Mario Kart you can get this Mario Kart DS Race Track. It looks pretty neat, but only has two vehicles (Mario and Yoshi) and the track looks super duper basic. It's only $29.99 though, so set it up in your apartment and say goodbye to sex forever.

• Nintendo Officially Announces New Console

  June 7, 2011

  Today at E3 Nintendo announced the 2012 release of its next generation console, the Wii U (great job knocking the 'an even worse name than I expected' ball out of the park, guys). The system will boast controllers with 6.2" high-res touchscreens (and a gyroscope, accelerometer... / Continue →
• Whee!: Details On HD Wii Dropping Next Year

  April 25, 2011

  Note: Actual console will probably NOT look like an old slide-projector. So apparently Nintendo has opened up a bit (JUST LIKE I SAID THEY SHOULD) and released some info on the upcoming gaming console set to drop next year. Next year being 2012. 2012 being the year the world... / Continue →
• Gaming With God: The Church Of Nintendo

  August 12, 2010

  This is the Church of Nintendo. Except not really because it's the Church of St. George in Lalibela, Ethiopia. The D-pad portion of the church and select button were actually carved out of solid rock. Sadly, the start and A and B buttons (trees) were all Photoshopped in. St... / Continue →