Luvaglio creates $1,000,000 laptop

Luvaglio has created a laptop that costs a little over $1,000,000. Full details haven't been released yet, but there's a 17" widescreen LED lit screen with a specially designed anti-reflective glare coating, 128GB of Solid-State Hard Drive space, a Blu-Ray drive, an integrated screen cleaning device, and a very rare colored diamond piece of jewelry that doubles as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification. The CEO of Luvaglio says they didn't want to just take a laptop and cover it in diamonds, but actually create something original. Although the only way this thing is going to be worth one million dollars is if they somehow managed to attach a submarine and a nuclear missile to it.

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