Wonder Pizza creates a pizza vending machine

Wonder Pizza USA is developing a vending machine that cooks and serves 9" whole pizzas in just under 2 minutes. Each machine can have up to three different kinds of pizzas available at a time, although I'm curious as to what kind of quality you'd get from a vending machine. I suspect you'd be better off eating pizza you found in a dumpster and washing it down with urine.

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