Jan 25 2007Rare sight of ancient shark
A shark with the ugly proportions of the pre-historic era has surfaced near Japan offering a rare view of this denizen of the deep. The "Frilled Shark" is hardly ever seen because its habitat is 600 metres or more below the ocean surface.
The shark was quickly captured after being spotted but died shortly after. Proving once again that our mission to eliminate all dinosaurs is going splendidly.
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Reader Comments
1. Parrady - August 15, 2009 6:20 PM
why are we trying to eliminate all dinosaurs? that shark didn't do anything wrong! he's just trying to live and survive. we're supposed to learn from the dinosaurs not eliminate them! and sure you can learn a lot from there bones and fossils but you can't learn shit about how they lived or what they ate and how they acted. god people are so damn stupid!!!!!
2. meowmo - October 28, 2009 1:54 AM
"god people" are so damn stupid. NIIICE!!
3. marcie - October 28, 2009 12:11 PM
People had been killing sea dinosaurs for at least over 2 decades. This was before the ability to observe underwater. Some of the last giant squids were being drug up out of the ocean any chance a human got. I think there is a whole world under the ocean we don't need to touch. What if some centennial being that evolved enough as humans became curious and started making burrows beneath us and snatched our dogs and live stock ? The day will come, the day will come.
4. Women watches - November 26, 2009 9:21 PM
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5. Nathaniel - December 13, 2009 5:51 PM
Proving once again that our mission to eliminate all dinosaurs is going splendidly. hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha...
humans are dumb
6. Jesus - December 14, 2009 2:45 AM
Obviously it was sarcastic the whole "Proving once again that our mission to eliminate all dinosaurs is going splendidly." Don't be dumb.
7. Brookie<3'syew - January 4, 2010 4:38 AM
hmm fasicinating creature... i only wish i spelled that right lol <.< no need to say mroe... accept this picture in the link is of the same shark with flared gills... i think that is the difference.... hmm? idk well here you go!!
have fun examining!
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/FrilledSharkG_468x331.jpg
and oh by the way read this weird ass shit in the next link i was like wtf is wronge with this guy... i only clicked on the thingy cuz of the picture... but idk you may like o.0
http://www.spaceshipjesus.com/index.php?topic=12.0;prev_next=prev#new
8. Brookie<3'syew - January 4, 2010 4:38 AM
hmm fasicinating creature... i only wish i spelled that right lol <.< no need to say mroe... accept this picture in the link is of the same shark with flared gills... i think that is the difference.... hmm? idk well here you go!!
have fun examining!
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/FrilledSharkG_468x331.jpg
and oh by the way read this weird ass shit in the next link i was like wtf is wronge with this guy... i only clicked on the thingy cuz of the picture... but idk you may like o.0
http://www.spaceshipjesus.com/index.php?topic=12.0;prev_next=prev#new
9. Brookie<3'syew - January 4, 2010 4:40 AM
oops didnt mean to post twice <.< fail
10. patrick - February 4, 2010 8:56 PM
whoever wants to kill all dinosaurs are morons and dickheads screwyou dinks.Dinosaurs are majestic ancient creatures.
p.s. I know there is a real {not joking} megaladon outhere about 60to 70 feet long and probably 30,000 pounds.There are probably hundreds of them in the very deep waters of Borneo or North west Micronesia.You just have to explore.
11. Leah - March 13, 2010 12:22 AM
You're right, it is going Splendidly, why do people have to be so... Cruel?