Jan 25 2007Rare sight of ancient shark
A shark with the ugly proportions of the pre-historic era has surfaced near Japan offering a rare view of this denizen of the deep. The "Frilled Shark" is hardly ever seen because its habitat is 600 metres or more below the ocean surface.
The shark was quickly captured after being spotted but died shortly after. Proving once again that our mission to eliminate all dinosaurs is going splendidly.
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Reader Comments
1. Parrady - August 15, 2009 6:20 PM
why are we trying to eliminate all dinosaurs? that shark didn't do anything wrong! he's just trying to live and survive. we're supposed to learn from the dinosaurs not eliminate them! and sure you can learn a lot from there bones and fossils but you can't learn shit about how they lived or what they ate and how they acted. god people are so damn stupid!!!!!
2. meowmo - October 28, 2009 1:54 AM
"god people" are so damn stupid. NIIICE!!
3. marcie - October 28, 2009 12:11 PM
People had been killing sea dinosaurs for at least over 2 decades. This was before the ability to observe underwater. Some of the last giant squids were being drug up out of the ocean any chance a human got. I think there is a whole world under the ocean we don't need to touch. What if some centennial being that evolved enough as humans became curious and started making burrows beneath us and snatched our dogs and live stock ? The day will come, the day will come.