Oct 13 2006 Steampunk laptop looks awesome; works
This amazing looking steampunk laptop has a Morse key over the trackball and a manual typewriter keyboard. And the most amazing part of all? It actually works. I don't know how and I don't know what it does, but I bet a lot of smoke billows out of it when you turn it on. Which automatically makes it the best laptop ever.
Oct 11 2006 3D display cube displays stuff in 3D cube
If youv'e got $3000 lying around you can get yourself this very awesome looking 3D cube which utilizes 1000 individually controllable LEDs to create 3D forms and animations. Although the only use I can imagine for something like this is spelling out profane words and giggling like a little schoolgirl. Best $3000 you'll ever spend.
Oct 10 2006 Google buys YouTube for $1.65 billion
The internet has reached new levels of insanity. These are the two YouTube founders discussing the acquisition by Google. Each of their laughs is like a tiny dagger stabbing me through my empty wallet. $1.65 billion! Not million. Billion! If you'll excuse me there's a closet I need to go curl up and cry in right now.
Oct 9 2006 Fanatec Heäd$h0t mouse is super ridiculous
No your computer isn't broken, this $100 gaming mouse is actually called the Fanatec Heäd$h0t. And although it's been loaded to the brim with every unncecessary feature imaginable (who doesn't need their mouse to have adjustable width), the name might put off some consumers. Lame consumers that is. Who don't appreciate the total pwnage of elite game speak to caricature-like levels.
