Tesla Roadster is coolest electric car ever

The Tesla Roadster, powered by more than 6,800 lithium-ion batteries, can go from zero to 60 mph in about four seconds with a top speed of 130 mph. The design actually looks really good too, so you won't have to look like a dork just because you care about the environment. Although with that kind of power I get the feeling the car won't go more than three miles on a single charge. Maybe four if you turn the air conditioning off.

• Yeah You Did: Photoshop Toolbar On Arm Tattoo

  October 1, 2012

  This is a picture of a lady that has a Photoshop toolbar tattooed on her arm. On top of some flowers. In black and gray with just a hint of blue (I'm stretching this out). She looks like a girl I used to know. OMG -- Sarah is that you?! "She can't hear you, GW." SARAAAAAAH... / Continue →
• That Was A Problem?: One Handed Condom Wrappers

  September 5, 2012

  You know what the most annoying thing about condoms is? The packaging is too hard to open. I'm joking, it's that they don't make them in extra-extra wide. But for those of you that are just too excited about the prospect of having sex with a lady that it makes opening a cond... / Continue →
• I'm On To You!: Wall Shelf Moonlights As Secret Drawer

  August 20, 2012

  This is the Clopen Shelf from Torafu Architects. It might just look like a plain old shelf, BUT IT CONTAINS A HIDDEN DRAWER FOR VALUABLES. Don't own any valuables? Welcome to the club. The drawer is only 23mm (~0.9 of an inch) tall though, so you can forget about stashing a... / Continue →