Pattern Clock forces users to wake up

Pattern Clock is an alarm clock that can't be turned off until the sleeper can repeat back a randomly generated pattern of flashing lights. The idea is genius and I'm pretty sure I'll need to get one, considering the earliest I've woken up in the past month is 3pm. How am I typing this now, you ask? In my sleep. Besides, I taped my regular alarm clock to my Simon Says toy and it just isn't the same.

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