Goldvish is selling an extravagantly designed and jeweled cell phone for the everyday low price of one million dollars. The phone is covered in over half a pound (120 carats) of diamonds, and it features most of the amenities of a regular, non-jeweled "high end" phone. If you'd rather spend your million dollars on something more useful, like an army, Goldvish sells a variety of slightly less ostentatious cell phones for a mere $25 thousand. The only million dollar jeweled purchase I'd make would be for a new grill, and for that much money, it better include a life-size golden statue of George Foreman that sits comfortably on my shoulder.
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