The Hit-Air is an airbag vest and jacket line that's designed to protect horseback, motorcycle, ATV, and camel riders when they are thrown from their animal or vehicle. The vest is tethered to the vehicle or animal by a coiled wire, and when the rider and vehicle/animal are separated, a pin is pulled and the vest inflates in less than a second. The inflated vests provides impact protection for the rider's spine, rib cage, and vital organs, and it is guaranteed to completely freak out the horse in the process. The vest is helpful for rider safety, but it's obvious that the main use will be to provide instant muscles when it's time to impress the ladies. I don't know why they aren't marketing it as such. "Pull the pin and the muscles grow in." The advertising campaign practically writes itself.
This is a picture of a lady that has a Photoshop toolbar tattooed on her arm. On top of some flowers. In black and gray with just a hint of blue (I'm stretching this out). She looks like a girl I used to know. OMG -- Sarah is that you?! "She can't hear you, GW." SARAAAAAAH... / Continue →
You know what the most annoying thing about condoms is? The packaging is too hard to open. I'm joking, it's that they don't make them in extra-extra wide. But for those of you that are just too excited about the prospect of having sex with a lady that it makes opening a cond... / Continue →
This is the Clopen Shelf from Torafu Architects. It might just look like a plain old shelf, BUT IT CONTAINS A HIDDEN DRAWER FOR VALUABLES. Don't own any valuables? Welcome to the club. The drawer is only 23mm (~0.9 of an inch) tall though, so you can forget about stashing a... / Continue →