Murderous GPS
Certain satellite navigation systems in England are sending drivers dangerously close to the edge of a 100ft cliff. Apparently when people enter the destination of a small village named "Crackpot" into their cars' GPS systems, they are directed to take a winding cliffside road that is usually reserved for hikers and 4x4s. I can't say that I'm surprised to see GPS systems attempting to murder their feeble human "owners," and I guess this explains why my car keeps telling me to go to that one abandoned meat packing plant that always seems to have its lights on.
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