Apr 28 2006Eye Jewelry Contact Lenses
Designer Eric Klarenbeek has created new contact lenses that are guaranteed to increase the wearer's ability to frighten small children and animals. Dubbed "Eye Jewellery" [sic], these contact lenses apparently suspend tiny jewels from strands of wire. The jewelry hanging from these contacts supposedly does not affect vision, and it at least appears to make it easier to insert and remove the lenses. There's no word on testing or a release date, so until that day, you'll just have to stick to the standard jewel-encrusted eye patch.
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Reader Comments
1. Hayes - September 27, 2007 5:18 AM
Wow!! I like it..
2. NoirRaven - June 30, 2008 9:47 AM
Old news I know but what's to stop someone from just yanking the thing?
3. Daisy - November 17, 2008 2:13 AM
Fake! The shadows are all wrong. This was photoshopped.
This reminds me of the scene in Never Back Down where the Hobo Jim stole a Cadillac and drove it off a bridge.
4. handfullaboob - November 20, 2008 8:37 AM
daisy is a dick
5. kim lee loves it - February 18, 2009 3:33 AM
lol yes daisy is a dik
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7. nina - September 24, 2009 8:47 PM
um why the f would someone want to wear something liket hat