Wilcom is releasing a new version of their powerful W-ZERO3 smartphone on March 8th. The phone will have all of the same capabilities as the old W-ZERO3, including a 3.7 inch touchscreen, 416MHz processor, 64MB of RAM, MiniSD slot, and 1.33 megapixel camera. In fact, the only change that they are making to this model is the special silver color which, Willcom implies, will better target the female market. Willcom feels that women are only interested in the silver color, and I disagree. Women are usually interested in monster truck rallies, drunken knife fights, snakes, and fighter jets. If Willcom could somehow incorporate those into a phone, I bet even your mom would buy two.
NaturalNano is a nanotechnology company that is currently developing a paint that will severely diminish cell phone and RF signals. Through patented technology, the paint can be activated and deactivated so it only blocks out cell phone signals at specific times. Cell phone companies are already voicing their concern, as am I. How am I supposed to call out and tell my friends what a blast I'm having during a movie, a funeral, or a meeting with the Pope when there's all this paint all over the place?
NEC has introduced a new product that will replace the standard time-card punching machines that were all the rage in the 1950s. The NeoFace takes a picture of you when you start work in the morning and allows access to a locker room. The machine then keeps track of how long you've worked, and it can decide whether or not you are allowed to get your clothes and leave. The under-the-desk cam and hidden employee shower camera attachments are obviously sold separately.
Acme Systems is shipping a new computer case in the shape of the Linux penguin mascot "Tux." This computer case is perfect for convincing members of the opposite sex that you'll never be ready for a relationship with anything other than a plastic penguin computer. Unless you're just a big penguin buff with the sultry voice of Morgan Freeman. If so, well, then you're golden.
Microsoft hosts an internal trade show each year to showcase new products that will probably never make it onto store shelves. The shining star this year was easily the Dance Dance Revolution-style interface that allows users to step on a large pad to view their picture albums and email. I also assume a secretary can use the pad to dial 911 when Jim from Accounting collapses while trying to stomp out a quick email.
Matrox has just announced the Extio F1400 which is an external graphics unit that can connect to the main computer through fiber-optics and can support up to 4 displays. The idea is for all the peripherals to be seperated from the computer by up to 250 meters so that you can have your computer in one room and then your keyboard, mouse, etc in another. Which is great, because I've always wanted to store my computer in my bathroom but use it in the attic. I like to think outside the box.