Japanese research institute Riken has developed a robot that will save you the trouble involved in carrying your elderly relatives off to the woods to abandon them. Japan is expecting a major increase in demand for elderly care as a declining birth rate and strict immigration control are leaving Japan's elderly with less young people to listen to their stories. Enter RI-MAN, a 220 pound robot with soft silicone skin that can sense the position and weight of a person in its arms. RI-MAN also has the ability to see, hear, and smell, allowing it to relentlessly track down the elderly no matter where they hide. RI-MAN can currently only carry around 26 pounds, so you will have to convince your grandmother to diet before you can hire a terrible mechanical man as her caretaker.
The D-Link DPH-540 is WiFi Voice Over IP phone that is scheduled for release this summer. The phone features 802.11b/g support; 16MB for storage of contacts; VoIP through Session Initiation Protocol (SIP); basic security through WEP, WPA, or WPA2; Li-ion 900 mAh battery; and email access. With VoIP and email access on the phone itself, you really shouldn't have any trouble realizing that your ex-girlfriend isn't somehow trying to get in touch with you. As VoIP rises in popularity, I'm sure that we will see a lot more of these WiFi VoIP phones in the next few months. Add some horrendous ringtone mascots and equally terrifying faceplate covers, and VoIP phones might one day challenge the cell phone crown.
As a definitive signal that we have finally reached the future, Get Organized is selling a pair of laser-guided scissors. The cleverly-named Lazer Scissors (note the z!) project a laser beam in a line extending from the handle of the scissors. You simply cut along the laser's line to guarantee that your grandmother's collection of articles about dogs dressed as clowns will be as immaculate as ever. For only $19.99, you too can remove unsightly body hair and humorous Ziggy cartoons with the ease and accuracy of the future's welcoming embrace.
Tyan is preparing to release their Typhoon PSC, a personal supercomputer that is targeted at researchers, developers, and people who want to play Minesweeper at amazing speeds. The PSC offers support of up to 8 AMD Opteron HE processors or 4 Intel Xeon processors, with up to 64GB or 32GB of RAM respectively. At a size of 26.7 x 12.6 x 14 inches, the PCS is dwarfed by many of the supercomputers out there today. The PSC also runs far quieter, assuring that your cat will still be far more afraid of your vacuum than your computer. Sure, this computer is super powerful, but can it use its super powers steal Mt. Rushmore or hurl Manhattan into outer space? The product page doesn't say, so I can only assume that it can and will.
If your attempts to perfect your wifi-compatible moustache trimmer have come up fruitless, Sharp has a product that you might find interesting. The DC2J1DZ115 is currently the world's smallest wifi module, measuring only 10x10x1.6 mm. With a power consumption of 0.9mW at rest, this module complies with both the 802.11b and 802.11g specifications. It appears that they are offering samples to companies for around $170 each, so you might want to hold off on creating your personal army of mesh-networked hamsters until the price drops. In the meantime, you should work on making them little helmets and parachutes. Safety first, after all.
Samsung has announced a nifty slider phone with 3D gaming capability that will really let you enjoy your games of Snake. One of the most interesting features is the ability to reveal a regular phone pad by sliding the phone in one direction, and a game pad by sliding the phone in the other direction. Not much is known about this phone, but it's said to have a 2" screen, MP3 player, and DMB TV reception. I applaud Samsung for releasing the world's first 3D video game phone. Wait. N-Gage, you say? What's that?