March 15, 2006

lazer_scissors.jpg As a definitive signal that we have finally reached the future, Get Organized is selling a pair of laser-guided scissors. The cleverly-named Lazer Scissors (note the z!) project a laser beam in a line extending from the handle of the scissors. You simply cut along the laser's line to guarantee that your grandmother's collection of articles about dogs dressed as clowns will be as immaculate as ever. For only $19.99, you too can remove unsightly body hair and humorous Ziggy cartoons with the ease and accuracy of the future's welcoming embrace.

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typhoon.jpg Tyan is preparing to release their Typhoon PSC, a personal supercomputer that is targeted at researchers, developers, and people who want to play Minesweeper at amazing speeds. The PSC offers support of up to 8 AMD Opteron HE processors or 4 Intel Xeon processors, with up to 64GB or 32GB of RAM respectively. At a size of 26.7 x 12.6 x 14 inches, the PCS is dwarfed by many of the supercomputers out there today. The PSC also runs far quieter, assuring that your cat will still be far more afraid of your vacuum than your computer. Sure, this computer is super powerful, but can it use its super powers steal Mt. Rushmore or hurl Manhattan into outer space? The product page doesn't say, so I can only assume that it can and will.

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dc2j1dz115.gif If your attempts to perfect your wifi-compatible moustache trimmer have come up fruitless, Sharp has a product that you might find interesting. The DC2J1DZ115 is currently the world's smallest wifi module, measuring only 10x10x1.6 mm. With a power consumption of 0.9mW at rest, this module complies with both the 802.11b and 802.11g specifications. It appears that they are offering samples to companies for around $170 each, so you might want to hold off on creating your personal army of mesh-networked hamsters until the price drops. In the meantime, you should work on making them little helmets and parachutes. Safety first, after all.

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gaming_phone1.jpgSamsung has announced a nifty slider phone with 3D gaming capability that will really let you enjoy your games of Snake. One of the most interesting features is the ability to reveal a regular phone pad by sliding the phone in one direction, and a game pad by sliding the phone in the other direction. Not much is known about this phone, but it's said to have a 2" screen, MP3 player, and DMB TV reception. I applaud Samsung for releasing the world's first 3D video game phone. Wait. N-Gage, you say? What's that?

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massaging_pod.gif HiSon Electronics has developed a wonderful new pod that encases you in a tomb of colored lights, magnets, music, aromas, vibrations, heat, steam, and, apparently, algae. Based on medical technology and "traditional Chinese philosophy," this capsule will go through leaps and bounds to make you relax. Trust me, my friend, you better relax, for there is no explanation about what happens when you try to resist the machine's numerous and merciless methods of alleviation (I assume it can get pretty hot inside that plastic shell). All and all, this seems like the inevitable next iteration of the common leather massaging recliner, although I bet you'll never emerge from a massaging recliner into a cold and heartless future.

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Igor Polyakov has developed a concept "globe-shaped world browser and communicator" that will use satellite uplinks to provide you with an instant line of communication to Lindsay Lohan. They don't actually say that last part, but I think we can all agree that it's implied. Using a globe-shaped screen that doesn't exist yet, the user has access to "weather, customized news headlines, and online contacts" from around the world. Input on this globe is entered through laser keyboard, Apple-esque touch ball, or built-in camera. Since this product won't be technologically possible for a long, long time, why don't they just go the extra mile and say it's controlled by your thoughts? Although, I doubt Lindsay Lohan would want to know the first thing on your mind when her face appears on the screen. I know I don't.

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