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         <title>Best Idea EVER: Cats For Gold</title>
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Trading in worthless <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/the_worlds_most_expensive_booz.php">gold</a> for<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/frolicat_bolt_a_laser_lightsho.php"> cats</a>: <em>14K genius.  </em>  Say -- can I see that ring?

<a href="http://www.catsforgold.com/">Cats For Gold</a>

Thanks to catsforgold, Seth, Alex and mary91, who, hey what happened to my necklace?  Oh that's right I TURNED IT INTO CATS.]]></description>
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          <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">do not contact me telling me it&apos;s fake i know it&apos;s fake it&apos;s a joke okay geeze</category>
        
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         <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:00:30 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Old Dog, New Tricks: Dog Playing Tony Hawk</title>
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You know the new Tony Hawk: Ride game that comes with a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/01/photon_light_boards_are_freaki.php">skateboard </a>peripheral?  This is a dog <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/sure_why_not_neon_tetris_on_sk.php">playing</a> it -- and he's pretty good (except the 360 was obviously FAAAAKE).  Which brings up an interesting question -- what is it with <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/for_the_dapper_dog_humunga_sta.php">bulldogs</a> and skateboarding?  They love that shit for some reason.  If I was a bulldog I would just lay in the sun and lick myself.  

<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5408575/this-bulldog-is-better-at-tony-hawk-than-you">This Bulldog Is Better at Tony Hawk Than You</a> [gizmodo]]]></description>
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          <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">you can&apos;t teach an old bulldog to not drag its nuts on the ground</category>
        
         <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:00:28 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Huh?: &quot;Plane Misses Runway, Lands In Lava&quot;</title>
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A passenger plane headed for an <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/passengers_worried_xray_securi.php">airport</a> in eastern Congo overshot the runway (spider solitaire) and ended up <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/what_to_do_in_a_plane_crash_tw.php">crash-landing</a> in lava.  Wicked!  Of course, I'm making this cooler than it actually was because it wasn't molten<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/baboosh_more_volcano_lightning.php"> lava</a> and it wasn't in the middle of a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2006/08/ash_cloud_from_mount_ubinas_pe.php">volcano</a>.  Truthfully, I don't even know why I'm reporting this besides 1. I'm awesome and B. journalism.

<blockquote>The plane was flying from Kinshasa to Goma, and passengers had warned the crew that there were heavy clouds, Radio Okapi said.


An official from the U.N. mission in Congo, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he does not have permission to speak with media, said there were 117 passengers aboard.</blockquote>


Thankfully, nobody was injured.  Oh -- and I love how people that don't have permission to speak are always speaking.  Such rule-breakers!  Now, not to honk my own bike horn or anything, but crash landing an airplane in lava isn't that impressive.  Because one time I docked my pirate ship <em>in the middle of an earthquake</em>.  Seriously, right in the middle.  <em>The epicenter.</em>  I know the terminology, it happened.

<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34043386/ns/travel-news?GT1=43001">Plane misses runway, lands in lava</a> [msnbc]

Thanks to iceman, who would have cooled the lava with his superpowers and made an ice skating rink.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Food For Thought Your Feet: Bread Shoes</title>
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They're <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/bathmat_slippers_are_absolutel.php">slippers</a>.  They're made out of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/wtf_thats_gross_bread_head_bak.php">bread</a>.  You can wear them then <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/wow_lhc_shut_down_over_piece_o.php">eat</a> them.  But you won't, because that's <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/zomg_what_was_that_sewer_creat.php">disgusting</a>.  I jest, knowing you you probably will.  <em>Freak.</em>  Just remember to take them off first.

<blockquote>Martynas Birskys of the Vilnius-based design studio DaDaDa sells slippers made out of bread. For your comfort, you can select from various sizes and grains. It's hard to argue with his sales pitch "eatable...dries itself... made from bread...first in fashion...needs no pressing...feels good in dry climate ...won't sag."</blockquote>

Tipster crystal noted these would probably go great with a little -- wait for it -- wait for it -- <em>toe jam.</em>  I get it!  I get it!  <em>you're trying to steal my job</em>.

<a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/08/bread-shoes/">Bread Shoes</a> [neatorama]

Thanks crystal, BUT I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:30:38 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Google: Perfect For Searching AND Wiping</title>
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Google <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/its_about_time_glow_in_the_dar.php">toilet paper</a>: made with 100% virgin <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/blown_off_the_thrown_toilet_pa.php">pulp</a> and <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/comfort_wipe_holding_toilet_pa.php">available</a> in Vietnam.  Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!"  HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS!  Dingleberry free, just sayin'.

<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/20/this-googles-made-from-100-virgin-pulp-not-chrome/">This Google's made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome</a> [engadget]

Thanks to wes, who only wipes with Charmin because the dude's a bear.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:00:45 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>NSFW NSFW: WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!  SERIOUSLY, W.T.F. DID I JUST WATCH?!</title>
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<strong>WARNING</strong>: <strong>NSFW</strong> VIDEO IS <strong>NSFW</strong>

This is the highly, highly, HIGHLY <strong>NSFW</strong> <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/modern_warfare_2_crybabys_musi.php">music video </a>for the Flair's 'Truckers Delight'.  I can't even begin to describe to you how dirty I felt after watching it.  Unless you've ever swam in <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/its_about_time_a_bacon_of_the.php">pig</a> shit and then <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/creepy_an_edward_cullen_shower.php">showered</a> in vomit afterward.  In which case, Jesus, join another pool.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w">Youtube</a>

Thanks Smee and Kaerus, I'll split my therapist's bills between the two of you.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:30:12 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>They&apos;re All The Rage: On/Off Head Switches</title>
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Want to look like you're a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/there_is_nothing_okay_about_th.php">cyborg</a> or some shit?  I couldn't imagine <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/mad_scientist_well_all_be_immo.php">why</a> (unless you want me to brain you with a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/do_you_see_what_happens_larry.php">crowbar</a>), but if you do, just <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/theyre_good_for_something_dead.php">glue</a> an on/off switch to the back of your head like Dominic Wilcox did.  But, <strong>WARNING</strong>: your hats won't fit the same!  Neat idea, Dominic, but this is exactly the kind of thing that'll get you killed if you roll with the crew that I do.  <big><big><big>THAT SAID, I JUST I JUST HOOKED MYSELF UP WITH A VOLUME KNOB.  WHAT?  OH SORRY -- SOMEBODY TURNED ME UP TO 11!! </big></big></big>

Hit the jump for a picture of the installation process.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:14 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Holy Grail?  You Decide: A Bacon Chalice</title>
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I can't even imagine <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/move_over_baconcheese_roll_the.php">weaving bacon</a> so <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/womans_weave_proves_tighter_th.php">tight</a> as to not let liquid (well, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/my_god_that_sounds_classy_guy.php">molten cheese</a>) through, but apparently somebody did.  My <strike>hat</strike> <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/dont_eat_the_pan_pacman_oven_m.php">oven mitts</a> are off to you, bacon mug maker.  Cause one time I tried weaving<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/bacon_sunrise_is_the_new_tequi.php"> bacon</a> and it didn't even make a solid placemat.  It did, however, make a solid after-school snack.  Kidding, I'm vegetarian.  Did you feel that?  That was your head imploding.

<a href="http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/11/19/bacon-beer-mug.html">Bacon Beer Mug </a>[thisisfreakingridiculous]

Thanks to Profound, mike469x, Dominican Joe, Freedom and KilgoreTrout XL, one of which is Kurt Vonnegut's plus-size alter-ego, the other three of which are fighting over who gets to eat the cup.]]></description>
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         <title>For The Dapper Dog: Humunga Staches</title>
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The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/lose_weight_somehow_the_bonele.php"> rubber</a>. One side's a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/gross_spit_ball_toys_grow_200x.php">ball</a>, and the other is giant freaking <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/why_not_interchangeable_mustac.php">mustache</a>.  So when your<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/bark_translator_tells_what_you.php"> dog</a> bites the ball, guess what happens!  (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions).  

<blockquote>Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball...which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth!</blockquote>

Not a bad idea.  Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing.  You see, she's a bitch.  And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido.  Animal cruelty!

<a href="http://www.moodypet.com/humungastache.html">Product Site</a>
via
<a href="http://www.likecool.com/Humunga_Stache--Pet--Gear.html">Humunga Stache</a> [likecool]

Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.  ]]></description>
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         <title>Whaaat?: Sand People Like Scooby Snacks?</title>
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In a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/han_solo_pi_star_warsmagnum_pi.php">mash-up</a> of <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/gallery_of_stormtroopers_on_th.php">universes</a> that's about to make my head explode, it turns out <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/custom_made_tusken_raider_munn_1.php">Tusken Raiders</a> love Scooby <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/somebody_give_me_a_ride_to_the.php">Snacks</a>.  And speaking of which -- I'd like to see Scoob and the gang try pulling THAT dude's mask off.  Ruh-roh is right -- you gonna die!

<a href="http://tk8247.deviantart.com/art/Sand-People-like-Scooby-Snacks-137716591">Sand People like Scooby Snacks</a> [tk8247's deviantart]

Thanks to sham, who only tried Bantha fodder once and didn't like it.]]></description>
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         <title>Wow, Video Game Religion -- Mass: We Pray</title>
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Mass We Pray is a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/that_cant_be_good_for_his_knee.php">video game</a> to get that Holy Spirit all up in your <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/a_high_tech_cross_for_jesus_lo.php">system</a> and have fun with the whole family <em>at the same time</em>.  With fun interactive mini-games like 'Conduct the Choir' and 'Genuflecting', you're sure to make Jesus <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/raptor_jesus_went_extinct_for.php">proud</a> (who's ALWAYS watching, BTW).  Looks fun, doesn't it?  That said, this is <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/millimeters_matter_viral_ad.php">viral </a>advertising for Dante's Inferno dropping in February.  But I want to see how many people didn't bother reading this far and think it's real and then make comments about it.  Because you know there's gonna be some.  Then they're gonna wish they could delete their comments but they won't be able to and we'll all laugh and call them names!  Trust me, <em>its WJWD</em>.

<a href="http://www.masswepray.com/">Official Site</a>

Thanks to mensa, Nicole, MoD and daniel, who are praying all the theaters showing <em>New Moon</em> spontaneously combust.]]></description>
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         <title>Creepy Robot Stares At You So You Exercise</title>
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How would you like this<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/wtf_is_that_a_frozen_blood_hea.php"> creepy</a> little bastard staring at your <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/thermal_imaging_of_an_ass_erup.php">ass</a> when you're performing squats?  Or maybe holding your feet while you do <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/eye_of_the_tiger_baby_rocky_ii.php">crunches</a>?  Or maybe you've got to be out of your got-damn mind!

<blockquote>Bandit is helping the University of Southern California Center for Robotics and Embedded Systems conduct a study on exercise training. 70 volunteers of all ages (including 20 people aged 60 or older living in retirement homes) will have either Bandit himself or Bandit on video as a trainer, and the researchers will try to figure out if the physical presence of the robot makes a difference. </blockquote>

That's right, they named him <em>Bandit</em>.  As in, "Give me all your internal organs!"  Listen, you want me to tell you whether a robot's presence helps you lose weight?  It does -- and I'll prove it.  SEND IN THE ROOMBA!  <em>*Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!*</em> There, I feel four pounds lighter already.  Oh, and I'm not cleaning that shit up either.

Video of the little jerkbag after the jump.]]></description>
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         <title>Takes All Kinds: Machete-Wielding Taco Thief</title>
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The latest in a string of<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/mom_unplugs_xbox_kid_assaults.php"> taco-related violence</a>, a masked marauder in Illinois held up another man at machete-point and <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/mmmm_tacocrepepancake_stuffed.php">demanded</a> the poor chap's <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/google_cartographer_takes_a_ta.php">tacos</a>.  Admit it -- if you'd have had a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/zombie_tools_weaponry_for_the.php">machete</a> you would have done the same thing!

<blockquote>Elgin Deputy Police Chief Jeff Swoboda says a local resident was walking back to his vehicle Sunday night after buying 16 tacos for $41 when a man wearing a black ski mask and a hooded sweat shirt ran up to him.


Swoboda says the masked man waved a machete and took the tacos, but nothing else. He then drove off in an older-model light green car.</blockquote>

Wait a minute -- $41 for 16 tacos?  Those must be some good-ass tacos!  Say, this gives me an idea. <em>*rummaging through closet for ninja-sword* </em>  Ow, shit! <em>Shit shit shit shit shit.</em>  Cut myself.

<a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=7122919">Machete-wielding man steals tacos</a> [abcnews]

Thanks to Annie, who won't cut anyone for anything less than a burrito.  <em>*phew*</em>]]></description>
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         <title>About Time!: Improved Steering Wheel Desk</title>
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We saw <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/steering_wheel_desk.php">another steering wheel desk</a> here on Geekologie quite some time ago, but I think we can all agree this is a much improved <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/stop_motion_of_papercraft_link.php">model</a>.  First of all, you can write/type at a normal angle and not the angle of the actual<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/im_not_sitting_on_it_real_robo.php"> wheel</a>.  As a matter of fact, I'm using one now, and I've got to admit: it's quite comfortable.  Secondly, HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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         <title>The Monsters That Didn&apos;t Make The Cut: New Star Trek&apos;s Deleted Gorn And Salt Vampire</title>
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Wonder what the Gorn and Salt Vampire that were supposed to appear in the <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/r2d2_finally_spotted_in_new_st.php">new <em>Star Trek</em>'s</a> deleted Rura Penthe <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/dhttpwwwgeekologiecommtmtcgiad.php">Klingon</a> prison scenes looked like?  This.  Good lookin', but I'll take a steroid abuser in a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/just_ordered_two_cases_dinosau.php">dinosaur mask</a> any day.  I'm serious, just show up.

<a href="http://io9.com/5407022/jj-abrams-version-of-star-treks-salt-vampire-and-gorn-revealed">J.J. Abrams' Version Of Star Trek's Salt Vampire And Gorn Revealed</a> [io9]

Thanks to Jase, who may or may not have just ordered some Mexican roids and a t-rex mask off eBay.  <em>I'll be waiting.</em>]]></description>
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